Git Up Mush Raffle

Step right up, mush — it’s time for the Git Up Mush Raffle! This one’s totally FREE to enter, because we’re feeling generous (and Uncle Jimmy swore he’d cover the cost if we let him draw the winner).

This month’s prize pack is hotter than Deadbeat Dad’s latest excuse — featuring a piece of merch of your choice, Hoodie? Tee? Hat? You name it, we’ll ship it.

What You Get:

✅ 1x Git Up Mush Product of Your Choice

✅ Unlimited bragging rights if you win

✅ A virtual high five from Uncle Jimmy or Deadbeat Dad themselves (you choose)

How to Enter:

Just add this to your cart (it’s free, no tricks)

Wait for Uncle Jimmy and Deadbeat Dad to go live and announce the winner.

Celebrate like Deadbeat Dad finally paid child support

This raffle is 100% FREE — no catch, no nonsense. Just good vibes, good merch, and good luck.